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Latest Issue No. 71 · September 1, 2026

AVGO + ORCL + DELL Earnings Trades + The AI Trade Didn't Break, The Crowd Did + Jensen's $960K Jacket

Three earnings trades this week: AVGO $330 put (Sep 2 AMC, Vera 3.0 status WATCH), Oracle $170 put watching for Sep 8 setup ($638B RPO, $19.2B Q4), and DELL Oct 16 $360 short put ($8.50 credit, GOOD setup quality, 22% cushion, 0.13 delta, 56.1 IV rank). Plus “The AI Trade Didn't Break, The Crowd Did” — momentum's worst quarter in 25 years wasn't about Nvidia. It was about too many hedge funds owning the same stocks with leverage. Plus Jensen Huang's leather jacket sold at Sotheby's for $960,000 — 137x original retail.

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Issue No. 70 · August 31, 2026

Dell's AI Rally Faces a High-Stakes Earnings Test + G20 in North Carolina + Bre-X: A Fortune Built in the Jungle

Dell reports Tuesday after the close — +200% YTD and Wall Street wants +50% growth on top of it. Wall Street expects $4.91 EPS on $45.2B revenue; options price an 11-12% move. Plus Maria's Oct 16 $350 naked put earnings trade (~$8.00 credit, $342 effective basis, 23% cushion, 47 DTE, defensive 12-delta). The G20 comes to North Carolina this week: Bessent hosts finance ministers in Asheville (Iran, tariffs, debt); Lutnick + Jensen + Altman in Raleigh-Durham on AI policy. And the Bre-X mother lode — 70 million ounces of gold "found" in the Indonesian jungle, C$6 billion valuation, one dead geologist, salted samples — the biggest mining fraud in history.

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Issue No. 69 · August 28, 2026

Nvidia Isn't Just Selling Chips Anymore + Wall Street Buried Salesforce Too Early + Netflix's Real Growth Problem

Nvidia is no longer just chips — Jensen is building the whole AI factory. Vera Rubin lifts one-gigawatt compute opportunity from $18B (Hopper) to $40B, AWS just ordered another 2 million GPUs on top of its existing 1 million commitment, and Nvidia now has a year of forward visibility across 350+ factories in 30 countries. Salesforce jumped +23% after being left for dead — the Claudeforce partnership with Anthropic brought AI inside instead of pushing CRM out. Netflix is growing 13% with 33% margins but Wall Street doesn't know how to value a streaming giant that's growing up. Plus the CBOE floor legend who fat-fingered 1,000 puts the day before the 1987 crash and woke up $10 million richer.

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Issue No. 68 · August 27, 2026

Wall Street Wanted More. Jensen Delivered Plenty. + CrowdStrike Crushed It

Nvidia beat every top-line number — revenue $96.22B (beat $92.2B), EPS $2.22 (beat $2.09), data center $89.0B up 117% YoY, Q3 guide $108B (beat $104.9B) — but Wall Street still found a scratch (74% gross margin vs 74.8% wanted). CrowdStrike printed a monster quarter: net-new ARR $333M up 51%, ending ARR $5.84B, up 10%+ after hours. Maria's Oct 16 $155 put earnings trade is looking sweet. Plus Hetty Green, the "Witch of Wall Street" who lent NYC $1.1 million in the Panic of 1907 by waiting for the wealthy to run out of money.

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Issue No. 67 · August 26, 2026

Burry Wants Alibaba in the Bargain Bin + Two Earnings Trades (AVGO $320 Put + CRWD $155 Put)

Michael Burry wants Alibaba 50% cheaper — Maria says Burry can have at it. Plus two earnings trades: AVGO $320 put for $9.50 credit (Sept 2 earnings, 10.2% cushion, 12.9% break-even cushion) and CRWD $155 put for $4.80 credit (Aug 26 after close, 16.0% cushion). Meet Wall Street's Einstein: Peter Tuchman, the NYSE floor teletypist who became the iconic wild-haired broker photographers love. Plus Wednesday's PCE + Q2 GDP double release at 8:30 AM and the semiconductor heatmap.

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Issue No. 66 · NVDA Special Edition · August 25, 2026

The NVDA Special Edition — The Long-Runway Put + Nvidia Earnings Reset

In honor of NVIDIA's August 26 earnings — Wall Street's most anticipated earnings event of the season. Maria's Long-Runway Put trade: NVDA Jan 15, 2027 $185 short put for $9.50 credit ($175.50 effective basis, 15.8% below $208.48, 27 delta, 144 DTE, plan to capture 65-70% and close within 80 days). Plus the earnings-reset playbook: 4 of Nvidia's last 5 earnings beats produced next-day declines, but the first reaction is only the opening verdict. And the tidbit: NVIDIA was almost a toilet-paper company — here's how it got the name and Jensen's tattoo.

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Issue No. 65 · August 24, 2026

Wall Street Sees Nvidia at $340 to $350 + Salesforce Show Me the Growth + Bitcoin's Big Meeting

Bank of America $350, BMO $340, Morgan Stanley $288 — 52 analysts still say Buy on Nvidia ahead of Wednesday Aug 26 earnings. Salesforce reports after the bell same day: Agentforce hit $1.2B ARR (up 205%), but Wall Street wants organic growth stripped of Informatica. Bitcoin jumped from $69K to $74K on a White House meeting that produced no bill, no rules, no purchase — just a short squeeze. Plus the story of who walks away from $77 billion in Bitcoin without a trace.

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Issue No. 64 · August 21, 2026

The Cloud Over SMCI Is Finally Lifting + Moderna Overreaction + CrowdStrike CTO Exit

Super Micro's federal investigation ended far better than shareholders feared — SMCI back on Maria's watchlist ($65B FY27 revenue guidance, $37 stock, $41 average target). Moderna's 177% Wednesday breakthrough rally gave back 23.56% ($41.08) in a single Thursday. CrowdStrike's global CTO Elia Zaitsev walked away after 13 years to co-found a $170M AI/cybersecurity venture firm — five days before earnings. Plus the 1867 story of Edward Calahan, who invented the stock ticker and lost his fortune in a market crash.

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Issue No. 63 · August 20, 2026

I Smell BS. + The Next SpaceX Supply Test

A $21 billion startup, an anonymous "semi-insider," and one very testable claim against a $4 trillion incumbent. Etched raised $700M, has >$1B in contracts, and just repriced from $10.3B to $21B in a month — but no SEC filings, no independent benchmarks. Meanwhile Nvidia posted $81.6B in a single quarter with $45.5B non-GAAP net income. Plus 319M SpaceX shares unlock Aug 20 — and how the first release actually played (SPCX +6.1% on unlock day, +15.8% the next). Wall Street's first hedge fund began as a magazine assignment.

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Issue No. 62 · August 19, 2026

It's Meta's Fault — Or Is It? + War, Oil and 5% Treasuries

A $200 billion lawsuit puts doomscrolling, parental responsibility and META's advertising machine on trial (29 states, ~14% of market value, $60.8B Q2 revenue). Plus oil is carrying a war premium and long-term Treasury yields are above 5% (30-yr 5.31%, 10-yr 4.72%, Brent ~$85 Q3). And one unfinished 1974 trade with Germany's Bankhaus Herstatt that created the Basel Committee and changed international banking forever.

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Issue No. 61 · August 18, 2026

Maria's Trade Watch: AMD $410 Naked Put + The $1,800 SanDisk Question

Maria walks through a specific AMD $410 naked put — $1,015 credit, 60 DTE, effective basis near $400. Plus what Wall Street missed on SanDisk's $600 to $1,800 run (6x EPS explosion, 84.6% gross margin, $20B buybacks). And why SPY's lifespan is tied to eleven strangers born 1990–1993.

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Issue No. 60 · August 17, 2026

Black Monday 2 + The Consumer Takes the Stand + Fed Minutes

Michael Burry warns of a 1987-style decline — we ran the stress test across Dow, SPX, SPY, QQQ and /NQ (12,152 Dow points, 70–90 VIX stress range). Plus four major retailers reporting in three days (Home Depot, Target, Lowe's, Walmart). Wednesday's Fed minutes and Jackson Hole preview.

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Issue No. 59 · August 14, 2026

What Is Palantir Quietly Building? + The Market Undercurrent

Palantir's patent filings look like pieces of an emerging enterprise AI workforce: Agent Ops Framework (managing AI agents as workers), Agent Evaluation Framework (judging them) and Ontology (giving them business context) — and Palantir is already working with NVIDIA on operational AI. Plus The Market Undercurrent: the earnings wave still ahead (HD, LOW, TGT, WMT, BABA, BIDU) and NVIDIA on Aug 26.

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Issue No. 58 · August 13, 2026

SPCX Short Squeeze + Pairs Trading

SPCX rebounded more than 40% from its August low as short interest fell from 34% to about 11% — but the August 20 unlock adds roughly 319M shares to the float. Maria on the $150 resistance / $135 entry area and her short-put position. Plus Pairs Trading explained with the NVIDIA/AMD example (three scenarios, $10K each side), the gap-convergence trade, and when the gap is telling the truth.

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Issue No. 57 · August 12, 2026

AI Infra Earnings (CRWV + SMCI) + SMWG + CPI Watch + Passive Investing

CoreWeave delivered $2.58B revenue with $104B backlog (+246%) and Super Micro's fiscal Q4 came in at $11.1B with margins recovering to 17.6%. Wednesday's 8:30 AM ET CPI report could tip the Fed's deadlock — hotter reading keeps yields high, cooler reading opens the rate-cut door. Michael Green's model says passive investing at 63% of fund assets could become structurally unstable near 65%. Plus Maria on SMWG (Stock Market Weight Gain) — the trader-health problem you don't see coming.

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Issue No. 56 · August 11, 2026

Oracle Bounce + Space Earnings (RKLB, ASTS) + LITE's 1,500% Runner

Oracle rallied 2% Monday to $149.75 but the chart is still broken (down 40% over 12 months, below all major moving averages, S&P cut to BBB-). Rocket Lab down 7% AH on soft Q3 margin guide; AST SpaceMobile -4.4% on widening losses. LITE went from $66 to $1,085 (+1,539%) — Maria on where the AI money goes next (memory, optics, inference). Plus a Market Tidbit on Wall Street's greatest single-day rally: +15.34% on March 15, 1933.

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Issue No. 55 · August 10, 2026

CPI Week + AI Race Enters Orbit + Aug 10-13 Earnings + Stock Joke

Wednesday's CPI is the week's first big test after Friday's soft payroll headline. SpaceX moves into the same GPU-power-financing race as CoreWeave, and how it could squeeze CRWV's margins. Full Aug 10-13 earnings list. And a Stock Joke of the Day.

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Latest Issue No. 54 · August 7, 2026

August Earnings List + CRWV Preview + Nvidia's Gigawatt Story

Full August earnings list Aug 11–31 (SMCI, CRWV, CAVA, LITE, CSCO, AMAT, NU, EL, DE, PTON, UI, ZM, NVDA, CRM, CRWD, OKTA, MRVL and more). CoreWeave preview with Maria's Sep 4 $72 put trade idea — and the four-quarter selloff pattern CRWV needs to break. Nvidia's next big metric isn't GPUs, it's gigawatts — one gigawatt of AI infrastructure equals roughly $50 billion in Nvidia revenue. Plus a market meme on how investors really sleep at night.

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Issue No. 53 · August 6, 2026

Wall Street's Biggest Earnings + Maria's Market Weather + The Sunday Open Guide + Why Cboe Had to Exist

Full Wednesday earnings scorecard: SNDK big beat, WDC beat, APP mixed, FIG beat and raise, ALB and IONQ big beats. Maria's Market Weather forecast on the calm after the storm and the rally broadening beyond the Magnificent Seven. Nick's Sunday Market Open Checklist (IG Weekend + real futures at 6:00 p.m. ET). Thursday after-hours preview (ABNB, NET, TEAM, DKNG, TTD and more). And a market-history piece on why Cboe had to exist — the exchange that made risk itself tradable.

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Issue No. 52 · August 5, 2026

AMD Beat Earnings, Stock Dropped 10% + Is Nvidia Going 'Buy Here, Pay Here'?

Full after-hours earnings scorecard: ALAB, AMGN, AMD, PINS, SPCX, GILD and ANET. AMD grew revenue 50% and doubled Data Center to $6.7B — and still sold off. Nvidia is reportedly discussing a $250B financial backstop to help OpenAI lease a massive Ohio data-center campus. Plus a Market Tidbit on the Wall Street bell and gong, and the full Aug 5–7 earnings watch (APP, DDOG, NET, TTD, OKLO and more).

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Issue No. 51 · August 4, 2026

AMD Earnings: Good May Not Be Good Enough + SpaceX First Public Report + Volmageddon

AMD reports Tuesday after the close with $11.2B guided revenue and roughly 46% growth. The bar is sky-high — Wall Street wants a beat, a raise and a confident outlook. On the same evening, SpaceX delivers its first quarterly report as a public company — just two days before roughly 911.5 million restricted shares become eligible for sale. Plus a Market Tidbit on Volmageddon: the trade that died overnight when XIV crashed 96% in one afternoon.

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Issue No. 50 · August 3, 2026

The Market Oscars: AMD Leads a High-Stakes Earnings Week + Palantir + Delta True/False

Earnings calendar for the week of August 3–7 with the Big Three (PLTR, AMD, SPCX). Maria previews AMD, Astera Labs, SpaceX and Datadog — the most-watched earnings names of the week. Plus a Monday Earnings Briefing on Palantir, reporting after the close, and a Trading True or False on why a short option moving from 16 to 30 delta does not mean its probability of expiring ITM has doubled.

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Issue No. 49 · July 31, 2026

After-Hours Earnings + The 24-Year-Old Behind a $20B Hedge Fund + Rocket Lab + Palantir

AMZN, AAPL, RDDT and RIVN beat. COIN and MSTR missed. Plus Leopold Aschenbrenner's $20 billion Situational Awareness fund gets its face ripped off after AI stocks reverse and Citadel steps in to buy part of the public portfolio. Rocket Lab wins a $266 million Space Force contract for HASTE launches. Maria makes the bull case for Palantir. And a True or False on whether delta-neutral overnight is actually protected.

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Issue No. 48 · July 30, 2026

The Big Earnings Report + The Red Day Test + Blackie the NYSE Dog

MSFT beat both, META missed EPS but beat revenue, HOOD beat both, QCOM beat revenue but missed EPS, GNRC posted a big earnings beat. Plus Maria on The Red Day Test — how to manage fear, buying power, and decision-making when the market turns against you. And a Wall Street True or False on Blackie the stray dog who became an NYSE good-luck legend in the 1920s and 1930s.

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Issue No. 47 · July 29, 2026

Cathie Wood Buying + Michael Burry Shorting Micron + The Vanishing Attention Span

ARK Invest bought the Tesla drop and added SpaceX, Meta and Tempus AI. Michael Burry increased his short position in Micron and is questioning the AI boom. Plus Maria on the vanishing attention span of the American investor (holding periods went from 8.3 years in 1960 to 0.6 years in 2020), a Market Tidbit on Sir Isaac Newton losing his fortune in the South Sea Bubble, and a True or False on whether the options market was really functioning during Black Monday 1987.

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Issue No. 46 · July 28, 2026

Nvidia’s Korea Move Could Change the AI Race

Nvidia is not just selling AI chips anymore — it’s locking down the memory, power and infrastructure needed to control the next phase of AI. $500B+ SK Group deal, $200B Samsung-Broadcom agreement. Plus the Market Week Ahead earnings (MSFT, META, AAPL, AMZN, HOOD), a 9/11 Market Tidbit on the day the opening bell meant more than money, and a True or False on why a stop-loss order does not guarantee your stop price.

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Issue No. 45 · July 27, 2026

AMD’s Next Act + Your Stock Is Down 50% + Fed Week Ahead + True/False

UBS raised AMD to $730 — the reason wasn’t just a faster chip but the growing server CPU business. Michael Burry on the costly mistake of holding a losing stock just to get back to even. Plus a Market Week Ahead preview of the July 28–29 FOMC meeting where the Fed may hold but the bond market is sending a warning, and a True or False market lesson on how a stock can hit an all-time high even as the company is worth less.

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Issue No. 44 · July 24, 2026

AMD Executes + Tesla Stumbles + Intel Turns + Salad Oil Tidbit

AMD just made its AI ambitions harder to ignore — Helios in full production and OpenAI committing to large-scale deployment. Tesla revenue beat but earnings missed by a wide margin. Intel finally shows signs of a real turnaround with revenue up 25% and adjusted EPS at twice the estimate. Plus a market tidbit on the 1963 salad-oil scandal that cost Wall Street $175 million and made Warren Buffett a fortune.

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Issue No. 43 · July 23, 2026

SpaceX Traders Need to Get Through August + Tech Earnings Scorecard + LSE 24

Cathie Wood says SpaceX could become the most important company in history — but traders need to get through August (earnings + a $116B lock-up release). Plus a tech earnings scorecard (GOOGL, TSLA, NOW, TXN, IBM), London Stock Exchange preparing a 24-hour AI-powered venue, a market tidbit on the day the NYMEX pit boiled over, and the earnings calendar for July 23–31 including MSFT, META, AAPL and AMZN.

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Issue No. 42 · July 22, 2026

Wall Street Could Not Stay Away From the Chips + Nvidia Is Coming for Intel

After last week’s painful semiconductor selloff, buyers came rushing back into the AI trade — chip index +5.2%, SanDisk +14.3%, WDC +12.5%, Micron +12.2%. Plus Nvidia’s new Vera CPU targets Intel and AMD’s last stronghold with $20B revenue projected by 2027, a Market Tidbit on the stock so expensive it broke Wall Street’s computers (Berkshire), and an After the Closing Bell earnings preview.

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Issue No. 41 · July 21, 2026

AI: Flywheel or Flytrap? + Earnings Week

Maria on the AI spending cycle behind the boom — and what investors should watch next. Plus the Tuesday and Wednesday earnings that will set the tone for August (Alphabet, Tesla, GE Vernova, IBM, ServiceNow, GM, Charles Schwab, Capital One) and a Wall Street tidbit on the market makers who allegedly said “stop giving better prices” — a $1B Nasdaq settlement.

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Issue No. 40 · July 20, 2026

Big Tech Is Back In The Spotlight

80+ S&P 500 companies report this week — Alphabet, Tesla, TXN Wednesday; Intel Thursday; PMI Friday. Plus AMD Advancing AI 2026 with Lisa Su’s Thursday keynote, Meta reportedly leasing $10B of AI compute to Anthropic, and a Wall Street history tidbit on the women who forced the boys’ club to make room. July cohort sold out — August waitlist open.

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Issue No. 39 · July 17, 2026

The Market Wasn’t Really Red — The Chips Were

Nasdaq -1.47%, but the equal-weighted S&P 500 rose +0.9%. Maria on why the sell-off was in semiconductors, not the whole market — TSMC crushed earnings anyway, UnitedHealth showed where the money went, and Netflix good but not good enough. Plus the $345 million Mizuho typo that changed market safeguards forever. Institute deadline Friday July 24 at 5:00 PM ET.

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Issue No. 38 · July 16, 2026

The Market Is Rotating — Not Falling Apart

Maria on why money isn't leaving the market — it's rotating into Financials, Industrials and Healthcare. Plus three major earnings reports Thursday (TSM, UnitedHealth, Netflix) and the actor who ran tickets on the NYSE floor before he became Dr. Perry Cox on Scrubs.

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Issue No. 37 · July 15, 2026

IBM's AI Spending Shock — Catch a Falling Knife?

IBM drops 23% on a preliminary earnings miss — customers didn't stop spending, they shifted to AI infrastructure. Plus Warsh sets a disciplined tone in his first congressional testimony, and a Market Tidbit on the difference between an advertised trade and a real one.

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Issue No. 36 · July 14, 2026

The Best Investors Know When to Do Nothing

Maria on the discipline of doing nothing: patience is not passive, it is the discipline to stay with a sound plan when headlines, volatility and emotion are pushing you to abandon it. Plus the sleepy juice company that turned a $10,000 investment into $27 million. Institute deadline Friday July 24 at 5:00 PM ET.

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Issue No. 35 · July 13, 2026

War, CPI and AI Earnings — Possible Crazy Ivan Week

Maria on the biggest trading week of the summer: war risk and oil, CPI + PPI, JPM/GS/BAC/C/WFC bank earnings, ASML, TSM, Netflix, Warsh testimony, monthly options expiration. Plus: the AI trade is not falling apart — the market is separating the likely winners. Institute deadline Friday July 24 at 5:00 PM ET.

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Issue No. 34 · July 10, 2026

How Much Risk Are You Really Taking?

Maria on knowing your true risk tolerance, Micron breaking ground on the largest US semiconductor site, Cathie Wood doubling down on disruptive tech, and the 12½-cent decision that cost Warren Buffett's partners roughly $100 billion. Institute deadline Friday July 24 at 5:00 PM ET.

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Issue No. 33 · July 8, 2026

Can AI Help the Fed Beat Inflation?

Maria on whether AI can help the Fed beat inflation, why passive money keeps feeding the mega-caps, a clean Crazy Ivan trade example from this morning, and the very first options trade ever made in 1973. Institute deadline Friday July 24 at 5:00 PM ET.

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Issue No. 32 · July 7, 2026

Maria’s Favorite Trade — Crazy Ivans on /NQ

Maria walks through her favorite trade: selling temporary fear in /NQ for premium. Plus AI stocks slide but the broader market holds up, one Elon tweet that created a $650M mistake, this week’s calendar, and the AI Trading Institute deadline for the Saturday July 18 cohort.

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Issue No. 31 · July 3, 2026

The Bulls Won the First Half — Fall May Make Them Earn the Rest

Maria on Q2 gains, the September/October setup, and what a smart trader does when a bull market gets crowded. Plus: the Piggly Wiggly short-squeeze story and application deadline extended to Monday July 6.

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Issue No. 30 · July 2, 2026

Warsh's Message to Wall Street · Nike Shuts Down Converse Rumors · Alcoa Deals for South32

Kevin Warsh puts integrity first at the Fed. Nike shuts down the Converse divestiture rumors and now has to deliver. Alcoa gaps down on the $4.1B South32 asset deal, buying more of the aluminum chain.

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Issue No. 29 · July 1, 2026

Q2 Belonged to the Bulls · What's Ahead This Short Week

The Dow posted its biggest quarterly jump since 2022 and leadership broadened beyond AI. Plus what's ahead in this short holiday week: Warsh at Sintra, June jobs Thursday, closed Friday. With Maria's Odd Market Tidbit on the day Wall Street took Wednesdays off.

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Issue No. 28 · June 30, 2026

Rocket Lab Just Bought The Missing Piece · S&P 500: Expensive But Not Crashing

Rocket Lab just bought Iridium — a launch company now owns the network. Plus the S&P 500 is expensive on every metric that matters, but expensive is not the same as crashing. With Maria's Odd Market Tidbit: the 1950s onion-futures squeeze that became federal law.

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Issue No. 27 · June 29, 2026

Small Caps Are Back · SpaceX Gets the Fast Pass · Short Week, Big Pivot

Small caps wake up while leveraged ETFs hit $45B/day. SpaceX skips the index line — but a $350B+ valuation is the entry that matters. Plus oil headlines, jobs report, and AI in a 4-day Independence Day week. With Maria's Stutz Squeeze tidbit.

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Issue No. 26 · June 26, 2026

Intel or AMD? Plus Prediction Markets — Wall Street's New Casino Door

Intel has the comeback story. AMD has the cleaner trade setup — Maria walks through the AMD July 31 $410 short put. Plus Cboe walks into prediction markets: innovation or Wall Street’s newest casino door?

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Issue No. 25 · June 25, 2026

Micron Hits a Home Run + Wall Street Raised the Bar

Micron delivered the kind of earnings report that makes investors stop and pay attention — Q3 revenue $41.46B, Q4 guided to $50B. Plus Wall Street raised S&P 500 targets to 7,800-8,100.

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Issue No. 24 · June 24, 2026

Is This the AI Trickle-Down Effect?

Korean chip stocks flashed red. U.S. tech followed. Maria explains why this looks more like a profit-taking reset than a breakdown — and why Micron earnings tonight matter.

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Issue No. 23 · June 23, 2026

Broadcom's Dip + Backtesting Bots and the Dreaded M&M Day

AVGO pulled back but the AI story still looks strong — Maria's watching the Aug $350 short put. Plus how backtesting and AI bots help survive the dreaded M&M Day.

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Issue No. 22 · June 22, 2026

Iran/Hormuz Update + CrowdStrike Splits 4-for-1

Oil higher and futures cautious on renewed Strait of Hormuz risk — Monday morning is the tell. Plus CRWD goes 4-for-1 on July 2: easier to trade, not cheaper.

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Issue No. 21 · June 18, 2026

SpaceX Options Blast Off + Warsh Takes Control

1.8 million SPCX contracts on day one beat Meta’s 2012 record. Maria is waiting for gravity. Plus Warsh just changed the Fed’s message at the FOMC.

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Issue No. 20 · June 17, 2026

Micron Earnings Trade + NVIDIA $25B Bonds + The New AI Tell

Maria’s Aug 21 $680 short put on MU pays $3,135 with a 35% downside cushion before June 24 earnings. NVIDIA raises $25B from strength. Plus the new AI scoreboard.

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Issue No. 19 · June 16, 2026

SpaceX Options Arrive Today + 40 Years on Wall Street

SPCX options begin trading Tuesday with the stock around $192 (up 42% from the $135 IPO). Plus Maria on humility, confidence, and integrity — the four lessons that actually keep traders alive.

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Issue No. 18 · June 15, 2026

Kevin Warsh Warned the Fed 16 Years Ago. Now He Runs It.

In 2010 Warsh wrote “An Ode to Independence” warning that political pressure could damage Fed credibility. Now he sits in the chair he warned about — and the test he described is here.

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Issue No. 17 · June 12, 2026

SpaceX IPO $1.75T + Adobe CFO Out

SpaceX targets a $1.75 trillion IPO at $135/share; BlackRock reportedly placing a $5B order. Plus Adobe beats earnings but stock drops on CFO Dan Durn\'s departure.

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Issue No. 16 · June 11, 2026

Same Story Different Stock (Oracle) + Memory May Get the Profits (MU)

Oracle posted record revenue and a 93%-growth cloud business but the stock dropped 6% on AI buildout costs. Plus Maria on why AI doesn't just need chips — it needs memory.

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Issue No. 15 · June 10, 2026

Intel's AI Comeback + Hot CPI Tech Pressure

Google reportedly placed a 3M+ TPU chip order with Intel. Nvidia evaluating Intel tech too. Plus Maria on Tuesday's broad tech selloff and today's CPI report.

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Issue No. 14 · June 9, 2026

Warsh Changes the Ruler + Micron Earnings

Fed Chair Kevin Warsh may keep the 2% inflation target but emphasize a lower trimmed-mean gauge - changing the rate-cut math. Plus Maria on Micron earnings Friday.

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Issue No. 13 · June 8, 2026

Here We Go… Friday Selloff + /NQ Put Buying Power

Friday's strong jobs report triggered the worst market day in over a year. Nasdaq -4.2%, S&P -2.6%, $1.8 trillion erased. Plus Maria's take on how to manage /NQ put buying power.

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Issue No. 12 · June 5, 2026

Rockets or Robots? Plus a Bitcoin Reality Check

SpaceX targets a $135 IPO and a $1.75T valuation. Anthropic confidentially files. Bitcoin drops on $1.4B in ETF outflows. Two big stories Maria is watching.

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Issue No. 11 · June 4, 2026

Broadcom’s AI Boom — But Wall Street Wanted More + CrowdStrike’s 4-for-1 Split

Broadcom beat on every line and the stock still fell — why “priced for perfection” matters. Plus CrowdStrike’s 4-for-1 split: more shares, same pie.

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Issue No. 10 · June 3, 2026

Snap-Back +$66K — Plus NVIDIA, Cybersecurity, and POWL

Phil snapped back from Monday’s loss with a record $66K green day. Plus three AI plays Maria’s watching: NVDA ecosystem, PANW/CRWD, and POWL.

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Issue No. 9 · June 2, 2026

What We’re Watching This Week — Plus FEMO May Be the Real Story

Jobs, SpaceX, Iran, AI earnings — and a question Maria wants you to answer: is this rally FOMO or FEMO?

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Issue No. 8 · June 1, 2026

9 1/2 Weeks — And I Don’t Mean the Movie

Watch the bonds, watch yields, watch oil. If they stay calm, the rally can keep moving higher. If they start flashing warnings, respect the risk.

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Issue No. 7 · May 29, 2026

FOMO Is Back — But Chasing Is Still Not a Strategy

The market does not reward regret. It rewards clean setups, defined risk, and patience.

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Issue No. 6 · May 28, 2026

Today’s PCE Report Is More Than an Inflation Number

A confidence test for the rally, an early credibility test for Warsh, and a reminder that Powell’s shadow is still in the room.

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Issue No. 5 · May 27, 2026

Bulls, Bears & AI — Oh My

Bulls, Bears and AI, Oh My!!!!

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Issue No. 4 · May 27, 2026

One Tweet Can Break a Clean Trade

Headline risk and the 0dte SPX trader. How a single tweet can change the entire market tone, lessons from 2013 to 2024, and Phil's trades for the week of May 24.

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Issue No. 3 · May 26, 2026

Memorial Day Setup: Short Week, Big Data, Big Earnings

A short, heavy week. Markets closed Memorial Day. PCE Thursday. AI power demand reshaping the grid. Oil as the wild card. Phil's SPX trade plan for the week.

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Issue No. 2 · May 21, 2026

Markets. AI. Energy. Rates.

Maria's Market Take on the Fed balance sheet battle, the AI infrastructure trade, energy, and rates. Plus Phil's setup for the we